Leonard DiCaprio is actually a housewife from the 1950s named Judy Zipper.

Every movie with a car chase has taught me never to drive behind this truck.

Every movie with a car chase has taught me never to drive behind this truck.

With all of the recent zombie activity, parents should consider the zombie stroller when they take baby for a stroll.

With all of the recent zombie activity, parents should consider the zombie stroller when they take baby for a stroll.

Zombie Stroller

For taking baby out in a post-apocalyptic world.

(Via: Krystyn Chong)

Volunteering at the Monkey Rescue Center

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(Via: Reddit. H/T: Chevrolet Humble Texas)

If you’re into eating kids, here’s an excellent side dish for you.

Even better with cheese dip!