If it's funny, it really just belongs here. Seriously.
Ideal for Darth Hendrix.
Curiosity Killed the Fish
The Lazy Way to be Creative and Still Hang Christmas Lights
Sometimes, hanging up a bunch of lights can be a drag. Taking them down is even worse. Take the lazy approach… hang a dummy instead. People will think you’re clever and it’ll take half-the time. You can even leave it up after Christmas and pretend it’s a burglar instead of you hanging lights.
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Kids Say the Darndest Things
If you have kids, this is one that you don’t want to show them. It may give them the wrong idea (or maybe it’s the right idea).